Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters (via discworldquotes)
this would’ve been great.
LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN
Fire Nation Queen Elsa
the coals never bothered me anyway
you realize if this went along the same way as the movie did she would basically have burned Anna alive
AND THEN ANNA WOULD RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PHOENIX
would Kristoff be a collier rather than an ice harvester?And Olaf would have been a fire demon thingy like Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle.
Regardless, Hans would still have been a dick.
Hans is just a dick by default. Maybe that’s his last name. Hans Dick.
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.