this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
"Let us be just, my friends!” said Marius. ”What a splendid destiny for a nation to allow people free choice over their vaccination schedules, to not push forth government-mandated injections, with their sticks and pokes and occasional side effects. To cause constellations of individual determinism and mother-knows-best family decision making to flash forth, to hurl into abysses of light names which flame forever: Wakefield, McCarthy! To conquer the medical communit twice, by Lancet publications and by being really fucking annoying, what greater thing is there?”
"Herd immunity," said Combeferre.
not everyone who blogs about social justice issues is a social justice warrior! there are social justice clerics, social justice rogues, social justice rangers, and social justice wizards, among other classes. nobody’s going to get anywhere without diversity; if you go into any boss dungeon with a party consisting entirely of social justice warriors and expect to beat it then you are going to be sorely disappointed.
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras