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h-azmat:

happyhealthybetch:

Tracy Anderson’s standing arm workout - nuts! You WILL feel the burn! No weights required ;)

I’m really disturbed with how she talks in the beginning. It’s something I can’t quite articulate about how she talks about how her exercise is supposed to develop your body.

The first thing is, obviously, it’s not going to do that. You’re not going to get tight little “ballerina” arms if you don’t have the structure for “ballerina” arms. And how she emphasizes over and over, “tight” and “tiny” and “small” and I just.

It’s such poisonous language, but it’s dosed up in this professional setting, and wow how amazing but … it’s disturbs me so much.

Yeah, I agree. The goal of arm workouts/workouts in general shouldn’t be “tiny” or “tight” or “small”. How about “strong” or “capable” or “toned”/”muscular” or “powerful” or something?

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firsttimelittle:

down-on-your-knees-now:

playwithkitty:

fave!

I recognise it but can’t place it!!

Rainbow Fish, Sir!! He gives his scales away to fish who don’t have glittery scales!

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sigsauer-ist:

ungoliantschilde:

FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.

oh fuck this is great

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deerishus:

I can’t resist centaurs have been all over my dash lately, so i’m starting a group of teen punk centaurs with dyed tails and bad words shaved into their sides, and studded jackets and spiked horseshoes YEAH. YEAH.

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monobeartheater:

modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

someone please make that vine

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sassduck:

itisanobsession:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

I am not cute, I am incredibly threatening and scary 

You fuckin wot mate?

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thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

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davekat:

hectorsalamanca:

"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks

what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore

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withzarry:

mskneesocks:

reading ur old writing
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i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

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